Picspam: Zhubai Vibes, Vampire AU Edition

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This is a copy of a Twitter thread I made for zhubaiweek earlier this year. It is mostly about tragic boyfriends and features one (1) Twilight reference.

If you've lived for several centuries, having to switch technologies every few years becomes cumbersome fast. Why is the 21st century like this? What's wrong with rotary phones? Or velvet suits? Nothing!







Very important to protect yourself against the sun. Every last inch of you. Can't wrap yourself up in enough black against those evil rays.





Brief diversion: werewolf Bai Yu? Full moon angst? A tragic vampire boyfriend?





What if the tragic vampire boyfriend has a dimly lit lair where he awaits Bai Yu for passionate makeouts? Even though vampire/werewolf dalliances are forbidden! (Let's say.)





WHAT IF YOU'RE A HOT VAMPIRE WITH YOUR OWN DIMLY LIT LAIR AND VELVET SUITS? What then! (I'm gonna go with illicit makeouts either way.)





You know that classic vampire movie moment with the billowing curtains and the imminent feeding on fresh virgin blood? Anyway, this picture.





No thoughts, just vibes.





Bonus:

Comments

[lunarriviera]

okay but that last one made me laugh aloud

(BILLOWING CURTAINS)

[mumblemumble]

EXCITED KITTEN! <333

(He's even presenting his neck, look.)

[clevermanka]

That "no thoughts, just vibes" combo is a one-two KO 💀⚰️🪦

[mumblemumble]

I know right? That shot of Bai Yu is unreal.

[trobadora]

Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous!

"No thoughts, just vibes" indeed. :D

[lunarriviera]

that neck is about to be bitten

[mumblemumble]

Now someone just has to write that fic. 😄

[marycrawford]

SIGH no brain just vibes and velvet suitsss <3

[mumblemumble]

Love a nice velvet suit! 🥰

[elenothar]

As someone who owns twp velvet suit jackets (one black, one purple) and loves them, I'm definitely of the opinion there's nothing wrong with them. Rotary phones though...

Lovely collection!

[mumblemumble]

Oh I love them both in their velvet suit jackets! So dashing. 😍 (Vampire Zhu Yilong reluctantly getting used to mobile phones-- oh wait, that's just Shen Wei. 😄)

❤️!

[elenothar]

... I'm now feeling deprived that we never got Shen Wei in a velvet suit jacket

[tinny]

Great pic choices! <3<3<3<3

The billowing curtains one made me laugh! He's absolutely the virgin in that one. Bared throat and all. :D

[mumblemumble]

I can't unsee it now either! Every time I scroll past the pic I'm like, VIRGIN. BILLOWING. NECK.

Glad you enjoyed! 😊