Picspam: Zhubai Vibes, Vampire AU Edition

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This is a copy of a Twitter thread I made for zhubaiweek earlier this year. It is mostly about tragic boyfriends and features one (1) Twilight reference.

If you've lived for several centuries, having to switch technologies every few years becomes cumbersome fast. Why is the 21st century like this? What's wrong with rotary phones? Or velvet suits? Nothing!







Very important to protect yourself against the sun. Every last inch of you. Can't wrap yourself up in enough black against those evil rays.





Brief diversion: werewolf Bai Yu? Full moon angst? A tragic vampire boyfriend?





What if the tragic vampire boyfriend has a dimly lit lair where he awaits Bai Yu for passionate makeouts? Even though vampire/werewolf dalliances are forbidden! (Let's say.)





WHAT IF YOU'RE A HOT VAMPIRE WITH YOUR OWN DIMLY LIT LAIR AND VELVET SUITS? What then! (I'm gonna go with illicit makeouts either way.)





You know that classic vampire movie moment with the billowing curtains and the imminent feeding on fresh virgin blood? Anyway, this picture.





No thoughts, just vibes.





Bonus:

Comments

[lunarriviera]

okay but that last one made me laugh aloud

(BILLOWING CURTAINS)

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EXCITED KITTEN! <333

(He's even presenting his neck, look.)

[lunarriviera]

that neck is about to be bitten