Random Pingxie nonsense

[mumblemumble]

me:
anyway, big ups to NPSS for creating a marty sue so beautiful, so charismatic, so kind, so unintentionally dangerous, and so committed to his family legacy that every woman wants him and none of them can ever have him

lunarriviera:
him already taken

me:
so incredibly taken
like a piece of cake xiaoge picked up and licked very slowly and then put back on the plate

lunarriviera:
okay that belongs in a fic
wu xie would think that
"i've been slowly licked"
"and then replaced. for a decade"

me:
omg for a DECADE
just a beautiful piece of cake, buttercream slowly melting into sad slush under the unforgiving sun that shines on the potluck of terrors that is wu xie's life

Comments

[lunarriviera]

SAD BUTTERCREAM 😩

[marycrawford]

bwee, I want Pangzi to be the one to come up with this simile in Wu Xie's hearing. Possibly with Wu Xie overhearing as Pangzi explains the facts of life to some woman tombraider dripping knives and danger who was hoping to score...